Matcha Matcha Man – The Real Deal Protein Elixir!

🧠 Quit Playing Games with Your Gains

We’re done with powders, fillers, and fake blends. This is functional fuel—clinically dosed, organically derived, and built to energize elite bodies.

🧃 Benefits at a Glance

Category	Benefit
🏋️ Protein	Muscle recovery, strength gains
🧠 Fats	Brain function, hormonal support
🍃 Fiber	Gut health, glucose balance
⚡ Caffeine + L-theanine	Calm, focused energy
🛡️ Antioxidants	Cellular protection, resilience

✅ Why It Works

Every calorie contributes to metabolic performance. The fats fuel your brain and hormones. The carbs shuttle amino acids into your muscle. The protein? It’s organic, digestible, and powerful.

🔬 Functional Summary

This isn’t sludge — it’s real food that does real work.

No artificial flavors or synthetic protein
100% whole-food-based nutrients
High bioavailability (91–98%)
Functional macros that build, fuel, and repair

🥬 What’s Inside? The Full Ingredient Breakdown

Nutrient	Amount	Source/Function
Protein	34g (100% whole food)	Muscle repair, recovery
Calories	904	Clean energy from whole foods
Fat	61g (Omega-3s, MCTs)	Brain power, hormonal balance
Carbs	68g (Banana, Honey)	Glycogen refill, nutrient delivery
Fiber	13g total (4.3g soluble)	Gut health, glucose stabilization
BCAAs	7.4g	Leucine, Isoleucine, Valine — repair
Caffeine	~70mg	Natural matcha energy
L-Theanine	~70mg	Focus without jitters
Chlorophyll	~100mg	Antioxidants, detox support
EGCG	~150mg	Cellular protection

Micronutrients

Phosphorus: 956mg (76% DV)
Magnesium: 395mg (94% DV)
Manganese: 0.78mg (164% DV)
B Vitamins:
- B1: 1.9mg (158% DV)
- B2: 0.45mg (35% DV)
- B3: 22.5mg (141% DV)
- B6: 0.6mg (35% DV)

📱 FAQ – Matcha Matcha Man

Q: Why does it have so many calories?

A: Because every calorie is working for you. These fats, carbs, and proteins come from real food designed to fuel, repair, and recharge — not synthetic blends or empty macros.

Q: What does it taste like?

A: Like a peanut butter milkshake met a matcha smoothie, kissed a banana, and turned into liquid gold. Creamy. Earthy. Slightly sweet. Rich. Real.

Q: When should I drink it?

A: Pre-workout, post-workout, or meal replacement. It delivers clean energy before, recovery after, and balanced nutrition anytime. No crash. No nonsense.

Q: Why drink this instead of a $13 gym shake?

A: Most gym shakes are just crushed ice + powder. This is 34g of organic protein, clinically dosed BCAAs, essential nutrients, and brain-boosting matcha — all from real food, delivered to your door.

$30.00

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